Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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