are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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