I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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