Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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