My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
He had one of those small greek statue penises
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Randomize
