we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
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I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
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