idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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