he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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