Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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