why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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