I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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