I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Randomize
