The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
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