Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
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