i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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