I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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