I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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