So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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