belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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