I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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