I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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