I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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