he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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