What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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