You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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