My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
nutella sex= disaster
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
vagina is talking i cant
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
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