you guys were way drunker than both of me
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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