dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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