You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize