she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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