When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
40s are totally the cure
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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