If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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