My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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