Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
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