are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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