Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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