One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
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