i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
Randomize
