Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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