Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
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