You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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