I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
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