So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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