Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
Randomize
