I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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