Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
