Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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