It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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