He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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