Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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