he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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