If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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