would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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