So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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