All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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